Porch Pirates

Name: Porch Pirates
Cast: Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson, Phil Mendoza

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When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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Cast & Crew

Director: Jeff HammWriters: Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm, Justin ChaffeeProducers: Jeff Hamm, Ken Ray Monts

Jay Dee Walters

as Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

as Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

as Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

as Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

as Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

as Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

as David

Natalie Jones

as Charley

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