The Onion Movie

Name: The Onion Movie
Cast: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Cast & Crew

Directors: Mike Maguire, Tom KuntzWriters: Robert D. Siegel, Todd HansonProducers: David Miner, David Zucker, Gil Netter, Michael Rotenberg

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

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