Mark Cox

as Alan

as Self (archive footage)

as Hogg

as Malcolm Shepherd

as Peter Passerby / Badwig the Back / Kevin the Wise

as Various

as Self - Tam Mullen

as Tam Mullen

as Air Marshall

as Reverend Caldwell

as Tommy Monro

as Bus Driver

as Tam Mullen

as Various

Cast

as Scottish Policeman